American Cowboys!!! - vol. 04 - (The Golden Ages X)

Dear Squirting Illustrated,

Like most women, I like to lay out in the backyard and get a tan.

Unlike most women, I have one of those neighbors that likes to *** on me while I do so.

He lives up in the house above me and always seems to come out to prune his flowers when I'm outside.

So this afternoon I thought I would fuck with him a little.