Dress up time for you

We know how much you want to be a girl, but you're not a girl. You have a penis.

You don't have a vagina like we do. However, we are taking humility on you

and we're going to tell you how you can make yourself be close to a girl by

putting certain things on you. So what should we have them dress in first?

Well, first things first, you have to take care of your toenails. You have to paint