FatBerg degrades himself and thanks his master and viewers

Hello, Master. It's your fat slave, Fatberg. I'm very happy to be making this video for

you. It's been too long, and you deserve nothing less than my full, groveling attention at

all times. I am completely disgusting and fat, as always, and I assure you my penis

has not grown an inch. It's still basically a clitoris. I mostly sit down to pee, because

otherwise it just, like, dribbles down my legs, 'cause it just sticks in my fat. And,